Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Israel/comments/1242quk/%D7%AA%D7%94%D7%99%D7%9...
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Hebrew translation:
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Home Front Command
Guidelines for a civil war
Better bring:
Shoes for sports
A water bottle
Pocket knife or a knuckle-duster
A picture of a little girl, preferably gray scale, gives your character a dramatic effect
A cape, because when if not now?
And a lot of good attitude
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For your convenience, a map: right wing left wing Arab people who call speed bumps tubercles; people from Haifa (pink); people who like lemon waffles; whoever lives here
* the Arabs are against the winners
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Remember, civil war doesn't stop skin cancer, so carry sunglasses, a hat and sunscreen with you
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General notes:
Petah Tikva doesn't compete. They've lost enough
Don't talk to strangers. It's weird
The Hebrew academy is in Givat Ram, Jerusalem
Stay out of Natanya. Even not in the civil war
Blue: Leftists
Red: Righties
Green: Arabs
Orange: People that live in Haifa
Black: Whoever lives there